"si la vida no te sonrie, hazle cosquillas."

memewhore:

juilan:

Psychological fact: If a tear falls from your right eye first, you’re a little pansy bitch. If a tear falls from your left eye first, you’re a little pansy bitch.

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a-pedophile-potato:

weedjoke420:

one time in 7th grade i was having unbearable intestinal pain like i could not move at all it hurt so bad so i went to the nurse and she sent me home and the second i got home i farted for legitimately 45 seconds and all of the pain disappeared

A deeply touching story

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memewhore:

thegestianpoet:

me: *says some shit*

someone: do you care to elaborate on that?

me: 

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kaijuno:

That… sure is a sentence

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lazorsandparadox:

ichigotchipng:

goodraandyy:

goodraandyy:

goodraandyy:

I love that on mobile, instead of getting bigger, it just looks like the picture is getting progressively less blurry, as if youre experiencing this from the perspective of someone coming out of a coma

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dongcroncher:

basstual:

xuxi

Himbo rights activist

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7l7l7l7l7l7l7l7:

fuck small talk how old were you when it all went wrong

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incogniito:

What’s wrong dear? You’ve hardly touched your Crunchwrap Supreme…

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taykoutmccleod-deactivated20200:

drinkyourjuiceshelby:

nerviovago:

I’m going to fucking scream

“have fun rotting in hell, beth” shouldn’t feel like such a good line

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